(Note : one of my good clients a little paranoid after she read this post…just to put your mind at ease, I enjoy laughing with my clients, not at them! These are just especially funny things that have been said to other designers…that we can enjoy a little giggle at!)
Ah, these made me laugh… as creatives we use jargon every day and sometimes forget that our clients don’t quite know what the heck we’re talking about! AdVerbatims has blogged some hilarious examples of this, here are a few that tickled me :
#308- “Can we remove the french things on the word ‘resume’?”
(Client, Marketing Manager to Designer)
#311- “This all looks nice, but I’m not sure about the color or the way it’s all put on the page. Here are some fabric swatches and some photos of the artwork we just redid our living room with… this is really more what I think we’re going for here. But what you did was nice too!”
(Client feedback)
#276- “Can you make the hamster look less ambitious?”
(Client to Agency)
#302- “Could you possibly give us a design for the business card that’s more like the one our CEO designed in PowerPoint?”
(Client, Marketing Director to Designer)
#301- “There’s a lot of empty space in this ad, but I’m just not sure that the audience we are targeting is the empty-space audience.”
(Agency, Account manager to Designer)
#292- “Well, I love the general feel but I rather expected to have photos instead of these scribbles.”
(Client, on showing hand-visualised mock-up of brochure)
#280- “Could you please make the thought bubbles in this ad more realistic?”
(Client to Designer)
#322- “I just need this to get into Communications Arts.”
(Creative Director to designers, weekly)
(and, my personal favourite, the one that almost made me cry…)
#298- “But they’re in Canada… Can they even read an eps file?”
(Agency Owner to Art Director)